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Compare and contrast
with McTavish's The Wild
and Wonderful Days of Noosa , Part Two : National.
Surfing World
Magazine March 1967 pages 18 to 25.
Black and white illustration.
Page 9
CALIFORNIA is
a mind blowing experience.
Southern California
is the place it's all come from for surfers.
Seeing where
Gidget, Simmons, Dora, Yater, Phil and Hollywood happened, the after flow
that's happening.
Flying into the
joint - L.A. is the usual - lights disappearing into smog - just a glowing
carpet, with the pattern of the snake weaving across and around.
Closer and these
snakes become streams of headlights going ...
A bank towards
the two lines of blue lights, a big de-throttle, shuddering like hell and
bump and grind and a wail.
L.A.
It's cold, but
you don't feel it.
California is
central heated.
The tentacle
tube that suckers to the plane's door is heated, the terminal is heated,
the car headed north is heated.
Heat everywhere.
Doing 70 m.p.h.
in the middle of the city is freaky.
Billboards start
screaming at anyone who sees and who can help but see?
Huge and white
with simple brainwash slogans. ...
Not a traffic
light till close to ... Malibu!!
Really?
The real thing?
A wire fence
and real estate signs are all the night shows, but it's Malibu.
Outasight!!
California.
The coast drag
by County Line, Secos and eventually Ventura. ...Solimar and Rincon!
The little corner
by the sea is asleep and I join it.
Early, it's cold.
The sun rises
in the south.
(The south?)
George's cop-car
rips to Rincon - he knows someone who lives on the point, so we're allowed
past the signs that say "Keep Out!! Residents and guests only."
Parking, and walking
around Rincon point from the north end, we spy waves, people out and Yippee!!!
Rincon's on.
"First time since
Christmas," said Moto.
Wow!
Six weeks of
nothing ... bloody cold nothing too.
Anyway, today
is 4-5' maybe, and getting bigger.
So we hit it,
and it's so bloody cold I can't bear it, so I come in.
I haven't got
a board anyway.
Just borrowed
a giant slug.
What a bastard
of a way to start rny Rincon friendship.
Like meeting
a guy and saying "Hi, meat-head!"
So I go away browned
off.
But I corne back
tomorrow, this time on a surfoplane of Greenough's.
The wind's onshore
anyway, so I go out and get wiped a few times and develop early arthritis
from the 52 degree water.
So I miss out
on a whole swell. Who cares, I say, I'm surfed out from Hawaii anyway.
(Crap.)
Two weeks later
I have a board and I get to do my Rincon thing.
For the next
five weeks Rincon wasn't good. .. for four or five days.
The rest of the
time ranged between 3 and 6 and perfect.
Even sorne days
better than perfect with sections that meant you disappeared often.
Perfect means
machine-like.
Better than perfect
means it's hotter in sorne spots and cooler in others, allowing some kind
of creativity, while still maintaining glass conditions and no cross burnps.
Size up to twelve.
Biggest Rincon
in five years.
Eight guys out.
Unbelievabulbul.
But California
is more than Rincon.
It's guys ...
and chicks.
Chicks are super
friendly, stoked on Aussie accents, but generally hang on to their pants
quite tightly.
The hippie chicks
know how to love their rnan.
They cook well,
make beads with soul- strings, smile easily.
Guys wear beads
alla tirne.
Kornbi buses
are expensive and wanted.
Grass is everywhere,
so are cops, narcs, sheriffs, Highway Patrol, Gestapo.
Music is everywhere.
All cars have
radio and stereo ... All pads have same.
Record shops
have treasures of good rock that we'll never get to hear in Australia.
Pity.
Board shops are
eighty percent huge factories, twenty percent contact custom shops.
Boards are good,
but confused.
Little boards
are moving but through the sea of confusion.
Surfers are very good, same as Sydney standard, but more jelly gut kooks floating out of wave range.
People in California
are suffering from several major diseases.
Smog: which is
killing millions slowly but very surely.
It's so bad that
somedays people can't leave their beds - can't breathe.
Paranoia: which
comes from doing something you think is all right, while the cops think
it's not.
And from not
knowmg which one of your surfing buddies is a narc.
Draft: a terrible
sickness that ensnares all Californian males because it ruins their best
years with two years of compulsory killing and hate-your- brother brain
washing.
But, wonder of
wonders, why does it still exist when 85 per cent don't want it?
Looks like free
enterprise conditions a look-after-thine-self attitude.
Money: fortunately
this disease appears to be on the decline amongst the clean, more level
headed young people.
The inbred addiction
has somehow been kicked.
The racial thing is festering like a boil.
This year is election
year, and things are going to be ugly.
Oldens want Reagan.
Youngens don't.
Oldens and uglies
want draft.
Youngens don't.
Oldens want war,
youngens don't.
Black wants blood.
Hippies want
freedom to breathe.
And factories
still make the bomb.
Police get more
power.
Spies are everywhere.
California is
screwed.
Californians
who are people know it, and apologize to the world.
The world forgives.
Grass!
These people
will probably sink with the ship - many anyway.
By choice.
Christians to
the crosses.
May their protein
and iron and stuff reassemble well.
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Surf International Volume 1 Number 6, May 1968, pages 8 and 9. |
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